Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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