For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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