Midget sex pt 2 tonight
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
Randomize
