i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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