Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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