Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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