brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I have peed in a lot of sinks
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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