just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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