have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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