Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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