he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
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