ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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