I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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