If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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