Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I look better un-naked...
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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