Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
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