operation harelip BJ is a go
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
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