how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
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