MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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