So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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