I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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