so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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