Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Randomize
