The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Randomize
