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so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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