I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Randomize
