okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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