He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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