Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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