Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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