just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Randomize
