Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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