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(813): View more from Florida

i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa

(404): View more from Georgia

sure if you go to prison

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(217): View more from Illinois

I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.

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(817): View more from Texas

This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"

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(973): View more from New Jersey

filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with

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(407): View more from Florida

and now there are teeth marks on my dick.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.

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(386): View more from Florida

This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now

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(310): View more from California

What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?

(1-310): View more from California

I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that

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