Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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