My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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