It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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