I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
Randomize
