no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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