Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Pooping to opera.
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