ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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