We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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