All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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