HIV tests are more positive than that guy
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
you never un-have a 4some
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
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