it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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