i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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