The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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