is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
40s are totally the cure
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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