Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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