Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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