she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
You can make out without kissing
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