Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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