oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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