I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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