yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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