3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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