Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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