no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I need water and some morals
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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