When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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