It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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