In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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